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If you're have no facial hair, you must sacrifice one lamb on the eve of each full moon and recite passages from the Quill'ran at dawn and dusk each day.
We're a cult of personality, not a registered religion, so we don't want to take away from your legitimate religious practices so vacation days are alotted to worshippers of other pantheons and by popular demand Muslims are exempt from the dawn/dusk recitations and may instead opt for community service hours instead.