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alias +propyro "+forward; wait 30; +attack"
alias -propyro "-forward; wait 30; -attack"
alias proswoff "bind w +forward; bind f proswon"
alias proswon "bind w +propyro; bind f proswoff"
bind f proswoff
1. Join an RJ map and select PYRO.
2. Actually type bind w +forward; +attack into console.
3. Swear like ♥♥♥♥ because you listened to the -pH- servers advert and are now stuck in a script loop going forwards constantly.
4. Swear some more because you left, re-joined and are still walking forwards constantly.
5. Hang around for 5 mins, watching the ad pop up over and over, without any thought of typing -forward and bind w +forward in console (while everyone laughs at your expense) until Cheech tells you the solution.
6. Swear and carry on because you're an uneducated tard who can't "speal" the word FORWARD. At this point in time, consider deleting TF2.
7. Finally, you may wanna give yourself an uppercut for being a cockhead and listening to an obviously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ad.
step 2: cap mid
step 3: cap warehouse
step 4: win
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