Ruled by secrecy

The Department of Potato Conspiracies, Proud supporters of the 13th Century Crusades and the makers of:

Canned Ebola Powder™
Liquidated Aids™
Aids in a can™
Monkey Fequeal Matter .357 Rounds™
Acidic Bonesaws™
Rape-in-a-box™
Portable Semen Banks™
I Can't Believe It's Not Muracles!™
Interdimensional Planes of Africa™
The Portable Slave 900™
Muracles!™
The African Sex Doll™
The Asian Sex Doll™
The Piano Sex Doll™
The Small Asian Dispenser™
Make It Your Self Plauge™
Rapé Escapé Simulator 2014™
2 Minute Disease™
Ginosajii in a box™
Blowup Pedophile™
Whack-A-♥♥♥♥™
Flippidy-Flobbidy-Wibbily-Wobboly-Aids Dispenser™
Octopus-Dildo™
Canned Bread™
C++ Notepad™
Notepad--™
Heildos 95™
Gas-A-Jew™
Autistic Pancakes™
How to understand Women™ By Heinrich Westarp
How to understand Women 2™ By Heinrich Westarp
Waifu-o-tron-69000™
Spastic SpaceShip Shower™
The Volcano Bong™
The Trippa Snippa™
The Stealthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥™

Subsidiaries: Nazisoft Inc, Google Inc, Apple Inc, Valve Corp, Samsung, United States Department of Labor, Walmart, Reich'n'Save, That dairy Down the Road, Fish'n'Chips bro, Mc'♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Burger Schling, Kentucky Fried Citizens, Federal Reserve of The United States, The Illuminati, The Templars, Orochi, Aperture Science, ICANN, Down-Syndrome Support Classrooms Inc, Trilatteral Comission, CFR, Rockefeller Foundation, Rothschild Foundation, Take-A-Wish Foundation, Human Meat for the Elderly Foundation, Sassy Foods, Gossip Sluts,