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Is TF2 Illuminati? Let's find out
Team Fortress 2
Team Fortress 2 is a game made by valve
Valve
Valves open and close
Do you know what also opens and closes?
That's right, a door
Door
Hinge
Binge
People binge watch TV
TV
TV stands for Televison
Vision
Pyro vision
Pyro vision is in Team Fortress 2
Spy
Spy sappin' mah dispenser
Engineer
The Engineer is a class in Team Fortress 2
Class
Class is boring
Boring
Do you know what also is boring?
That's right, badgers
Badgers can be brown
Brown
Brown + brown = brown
Brown is the colour of poop
I like poop
Poop has 4 letters
I has 1 letter
Like has 4 letters
4 + 4 + 1 = 9
9
Nein
Germans say nein
Germans play Team Fortress 2
Germans has 7 letters
7 divided by 9 is 0.77777777777
That's a lot of 7's
You know what else has a lot of 7's?
That's right, Windows 7
Windows 7 is before windows 8 which is before windows 10
But there was no windows 9 which means there was no nein
Which means there were no Germans
Which means Germans don't play Team Fortress 2
Then what do Germans play?
Topfschlagen
Topfschlagen has the letter 'l' in it
Valve has the letter 'l' in it too
But how does this link to the Illuminati?
I'll tell you
Valve + Topfschlagen = TopfsValvechlagen
TopfsValvechlagen is a made up word
Some people think the Illuminati is made up
Illuminati's tiangle has 3 sides
Team Fortress 2 has 2 sides in combat
3 - 2 = 1
Illuminati has 1 eye

Team Fortress 2 is Illuminati confirmed.