We're Planning Something Big

Three reasons to join Azerbaijan Technology

The last one is crucial

1. Orientation

First day orientation happens in a cave, you're given a copper rod, a blindfold and 45 seconds to find the nearest shrimp farm.

2. Rapid Career Growth

You start as an intern and by week two you're the head of Quantum Engine Stabilisation. No one knows what that means, But it comes with a free Azerbaijan Technology™ T-shirt

3. Exceptional Teams

Your co-worker is a 14-year old named Timur, he doesn't speak. He just builds engines out of microwaves and Nokia phones and stares at you when you doubt him.

This isn't a job. It's Azerbaijan Technology. Join us at this Steam group and at http://steamproxy.net/steamstore

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European Union try to actually do something for once challenge:

11 January - Bandy | 0 Comments

Impossible.

After the US snapped up Maduro and paraded him across Manhattan wearking a Nike Tech and the Yankee with no brim, The EU is losing thier paitence with Trump and is seriously considering issuing a statement.

Something like: "We, the EU in ourstrongest of words condemn this incident."

and if that isn't enough they might even start monitoring the situation more closely.

This time around will be different because Ursual von der Leyen is personally making sure the EU stands firm in the face of world leaders actually doing stuff they said they would.

They're planning something big, But the truth is that Europe can exclusively communicate using perfectly balanced paragraphs that offend nobody and do nothing.

Indecision, incompetence and inaction in the guise of "European Values and Culture." whatever that even means. It probably requires Elite Ball Knowledge to understand.

It's Hard living in China

5 January - Bandy | 1 Comments

You're using a public washroom and need to scan a QR code to get toilet paper.

The QR code takes you to a website where you're governemnt mandated to watch 1 minute of Raid Shadow Legends ads to get exactly two peices of paper thin toilet paper.

After which you have to watch and additional 30 seconds Temu and Shein ads.

Welcome to the future, This is like if communism and capitalism had a forbidden bastard child that took on the worst features of both parents.

The scarcity and surviellance of socialism with the monetization of late stage capitalism and Silicon Valley.

The State controls the paper, But a startup gets the ad-reveneue and somewhere the CEO of Azerbaijan Tewchnology is seeing this shaking his head while importing the Baku Atheletics team into Genshin Impact.

But knowing all of this requires Elite Ball Knowledge.