The Nation of Pie was successfully defended and has grown in strength! Rejoice!

In crust we trust!

Pie Nation is strong like a perfect Golden Crust. We will defend the Pie with our last breath in the hopes of ensuring the Perfect Bake. We die knowing we will rest eternally in the Soft Glow and Warm Filling of Pie.

Many talk of dying for Pie, but one must be willing to kill for Pie.