PheNom's Seal Lovers Association

This Group Is Dedicated To Seals.

Seals. You’ve shot them, stabbed them, sliced and diced them. Today I put you in the shoes of a Seal. Fight for your life in this crazy and twisted world.
After two solid months of production, we present to you this epic interactive tale of Sammy.Seal.1998. I hope you like it!



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My name is Scott and I'm an Alpha-Seal. I am better than the rest. I am Stronger, Cuter, Smarter and Cuter. Until now, I thought noseal could stop me. There was a new guy in town, a townie. He is fat as hell. And he always calls me a shrimp. But I say good jokes back, like "How's the wheather up there nerd?" He laughs then kicks my ovaries. Then I cry and my ovaries burst in front of my teacher. My teacher is hot though, so I don't like to make it hot. Well yeah, I'm a baller. But, yeah, the new guy, Elmer, is actually a whale. And he cheats at tik tac toe. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Right, back to why I'm here. I was the strongest, noseal could beat me. Now I'm degraded to Zaccary's ♥♥♥♥♥. But I think with the right training, I can beat him. Beat him good! Also, do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


Top Quotes of the Group:

"What's the Hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheel Chair."

"My Favourite Vegetable Is My Brother Because He Was In A Car Crash."

"Does Thrusting A Metal Rod Down My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Before Beating Off Make it Better/More Pleasurable?"