hi my name is amanda, and i am a girl gamer.

this, is my story.

it was a sunny day at my goat farm where i was shepherding my goats in the uk (more commonly known as the united kingdom). i was milking a goat with my mouth when i noticed my number 1 girlie approaching me. her name was margo, and she had a giant ♥♥♥♥.

"girl, u gotta get urself a real man" she said to me
"girl this is a real man girl" i replied

calling another girl girl is the highest sign of respect if ur a girl.

"girl u gotta try online gaming girl" she said

enticed by the idea of doing something men normally did, i spat the freshly milked goat seed out into a bucket filled to the tippy top and headed back inside. gathering 4 bottles of goat milk, i decided i would travel to town and try out this phenoma they called "girl gaming."
once in town, i stopped by an enchanting store called "gamestop." once inside i noticed a game, entitled "counter strike: source." giving the cashier 4 bottles of goat ♥♥♥, i headed back home to try out this game.
within this game i found the most beautiful, enchanting world. a world where everyone screamed and called each other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"time to find myself a real man" i said

and that i did. i found a man of 8 years whos name was $h1t 1n ur m0m. he had the most wonderful voice, and he loved it when i sucked his metaphorical penis over steam chat.

"man was that amazing" hed say in his girly boyman voice

"yeah i know babe" i'd say back.

this was an experience i'd grown to love. but eventually, i became bored of pegging 8 year olds with my fictional penis. so i gathered up some of my goats and headed into town. i sold all the goats i chose and became a high class prostitute.

in this new chapter of my life i met many different types of men. fat men, hairy men, boymen, fathers with sons, lady dudes and sometimes a rat in my flat. while this was all very pleasuring to me, i longed for some more goat milk. so i took a train home to find my goats very untended to.

wanna know how i found out?

after milking them all with my anus and mouth, they filled me with gallons upon gallons of goat milk, informing me no one had been around to milk them. i entered my home to find everything covered in dust, so i dusted it.

to be continued!!