Like god with satan we are against cletus's son lester the molester the reason he was kicked off of the heaven we have was because he gropped cletus and the all the people in heaven. Now he lives in the monstouruse city of newyork a.k.a hell. That is his hell with all the polution tall buildings and no trees. We do not want to go there for we want to go to the heaven swamp in the skys not the city in the ground. For we pray and sacrifice to cletus for he will show us the way to heaven.

1. Incest is legal
2. Rape is legal
3. Follow Cletus with all your heart
4. Always have marriage at Domino's Pizza
5. Marry your sister/cousin/mom/aunt/uncle/grandma/grandpa/daughter
6. Always hate the People even though you really don't
7. kill anyone who trys to grop you
8. Always do the marriage rituals
9. The man in the relationship is always right
10. Sacrifice your children to Cletus