Party Members and fellow Comrades,

Our allies in Dixieland are under attack by the nefarious fascist forces and their treacherous socialist allies. The 1st Guards Rifle Division is hereby mobilized to counter-attack immediately. The 2nd Rifle Division is hereby created and will be mobilized to attack soon behind the Guards. Glory to the PDROEBG!

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Ura! Ura! Ura!

Comrades and party members,

Due to the incessant counter-attacks on our glorious nation, our soldiers have come up with a new song to help your struggle against the fascist hordes. That song is Gabeyusha, about our fallen comrade. Fight on comrades, and avenge Gabeyusha!

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Comrades and fellow party members;

Our allies in Krolestwo Nuczija are under attack! The 1st Guards Rifle Division is already mobilized to counter-attack them. We must defend the city of Memekov comrades! For Comrade Memin!

Ura! Ura! Ura!

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Comrades and fellow party members,

It can be safely declared that Operation Goobanoose was a decisive victory against the fascist hordes. They have been pushed back to the Don Corleone river, and have actually pushed ahead of our goal by retaking the city of Memekov past the river.

To celebrate the occasion we are creating the 1st Guards Rifle Division. It will be charged by the sole holder of the Hero of EB Games medal, Eternix due to his heroism in the operation and in the past. Eternix, Dildorious, Fingernail 76, Negrodamus, and Rei Afonso Henri are hereby moved from their former divisions to the 1st Guards Rifle Division. The division is also hereby given the priviledge of using 95-Octane Meme-Lease Fuel in their trucks for transport.

Glory to the People's Democratic Republic of Electronic Boutique Games!

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Comrades and fellow party members,

Today we are undertaking a massive operation against the fascist hordes. This will be our chance to get our revenge against the Godless Fascists and their so called 'emperor'. Do not show them mercy, for they showed your brothers none during Skyrimscreenshotsgrad.

Forwards, comrades! Ura! Ura! Ura!