"Are you willing to take care of your Ass, as it may be pursued by another?"

In ancient times, man worshipped ass. It was a sign of fertility, of safety and beauty, that inspired man to such length that he believed it to be magical - Or even godlike in nature. Thus, man attempted to capture but a glimpse of its ensorceling nature by crafting small stone statuettes with large rumps, who bear testimony to this worship. We have found these images through archaeology, but we have all but forsaken their inspiration.

Large rumps may not be adequate for our modern times, anymore, but the grace and beauty and inspiration that the Ass has on us mere mortals is unquestionable. Large, small, perky, round, firm and plump, all Ass is beautiful, but all Ass must be maintained and not be neglected. An Ass ungroomed and neglected is a sad sight and speaks only of the neglect of the owner of said Ass, themselves.

We welcome all who wish to join in on our common worship and contemplation of the Ass, be they male or female and regardless of the gender of Ass they pursue. We acknowledge the quality of Ass, even if we feel no personal longing for it.

As we pursue and worship the Ass, so do we promise to take care of ourselves and our gift of Ass, for it may be pursued and worshipped by another, so that they, too, shall have beauty and inspiration in their lives.

All tl;dr aside we're a group of butt-enthusiasts intent on spreading the message of Ass and the unity that it brings and having a rump-tastic time, and we're loosely tied by this common interest.