Oral ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hello?

It's me, Richard.

*sigh* It's one-♥♥♥♥♥♥-thirty in the morning, what're you doing calling me?

Sorry to do it to you, but we have a mother of a virus ripping through a major company file.

Okay, throw me some numbers.

*typing*

Okay, give me your password.

My password?

Out with it!

Oral ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

"Oral ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"? Yeah, that fits.

*typing*

*screen buzzes*

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You know there's not too many people around who can develop a sophisticated virus like this one!

Well can you pull it out for us?

Well, yeah, but the virus has destroyed 75% of the program already. Why didn't you call me the minute it started attacking?!

I tried to stop it myself but I couldn't. I didn't wanna have to call you.

Well if Dal-Tek wasn't so cheap they'd have someone like me on staff full-time. Don't touch anything.

*inserts floppy disk*

I'm pullin' the virus out.

Thanks buddy. I mean, I am sorry to call you about this.

Say Richard, how many people at Dal-Tech had access to this file?

I'm not sure. Why?

The virus that's destroying this file didn't come from an outside line. Someone at Dal-Tek placed it there.

How can you tell that?

I guess you were sleeping during that chapter, when Ted was training us.

Why would someone at Dal-Tek place a virus?

I dunno, why DID you?

You're nuts! I - I wouldn't! You just-

Richard, I know your work.

Steve, I swear!

You never learn. You and your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. *sigh* Well I hope for your sake this file has a backup.

Um, it doesn't.

I think I already know more than I want to.

*ejects floppy disk*

Okay, the virus has been transfered onto my disk.

I hope you can keep this between us.

I won't bill Dal-Tek for this, but if they trace the transfer of the virus to me, I won't cover for ya. Not again. Okay, bye.