Welcome to the Offical Sternebear Fan Club!

This club is for the celebration of everything Sternebear. From her praphants to her collection of various bear emoticons, were all big fans here! If you are currently not aware of the amazing phenomena that's sweeping the world known as Sternebear, see below for her incredible life story.

***BIOGRAPHY OF STERNEBEAR***
Despite her current success in life, Sternebear had humble beginnings. She was born in a cardboard box in a shopping mall parking lot with a brother, a mother, surprisingly a father. They were very poor and had to rely on rainwater to drink and scraps of food from the dumpster behind the restaurant next door. They were so poor in fact, that Sternebear's mother and father sadly only had her and her brother to take up jobs to support the family. Sternebear took up her first job at the age of half-a-year old as a science team test subject. For years Sternebear worked happily having all sorts strange, new inventions that science had created on her. She brought home lots of money for her family, enought to upgrade from the dumpster in the back of the restaurant next door to the garbage bins inside.

One day though at the science facility where Sternebear worked when she was eight years old, one of the experiments went horribly wrong. The experiment was that she would stand on one teleporter and the machine would teleport her to the other teleporter. Well, when they did teleport her, Sternebear's DNA crossed with various random objects in the room! She began uncontrollably transforming into chairs, computers, and telephones! The scientist were fascinated by this unexpected side-effect of teleportation and wanted to cut open Sternbear and look at her DNA. Sternebear wouldn't have that though, so she used her new power to disguise herself as everyday objects and hide in plain sight to the scentists would never find her no matter how hard they looked. She travelled the world hiding from the scientists when eventually a couple years later, in 1889, they gave up. Perhaps all her hiding as everyday objects led her to the world famous praphant athlete that she is today.

BIOGRAPHY NOT FINISHED, MORE TO COME

***Facts About Sternebear***
Fact #1: They say that Sternebear hid as a bag of flour for two years on top of a roof in order to evade detection.