Everything is better with a bag of weed

Rules Of Smoking

#1. The person who rolls the joint(no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hit.

#2. Proper ganja etiquette will allow each person one full lungful inhalation per turn. Everyone should get a good hit before they pass it on rotation. The toker is also allowed to finish the chamber of smoke(carbed) on a second breath. If a person doesn’t get a good amount of smoke in a hit because of a cashed bowl, they’re allowed to smoke first(if going in order) from the new bowl.

#3. Don’t pack the bowl after you have packed it twice in a row. Smoking is a group effort.

#4. Don’t talk too much. There is nothing that will blow your high faster than someone who will not stop talking. Especially if they are complaining about their problems and bringing up negative ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No one wants to hear all that while they are so high they can touch the sky.

#5. Watch your lips and wet mouth. If smoking from a joint/blunt/pipe/bong/ whatever, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It is disgusting and it messes up the joint. Getting a blunt/joint/pipe/whatever that is drenched in saliva after you hit it is one of the worst things you can possibly do. When other fellow tokers observe this it is a sure sign of a newbie and also very gross. Don’t do it.

#6. If someone rolls a nice joint, it’s good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills.

#7. If someone stars bogarting the bowl and stars using the excuse that it’s okay for him to Bogart it since it’s his weed; this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in(if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag on him).

#8. If someone is too palsy to light the bowl(due to being too stoned or the person is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits… this privilege tends to get abused(“hey lemme light it for you.”)

#9. If someone is so much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that they blow INTO the pipe/joint and blow all the goods on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person can’t smoke on the next round(unless of course it was his stuff).

#10. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let him or her eat some tasty munchies you may have lying around… Always be a good hospitable host; don’t be cheap with your food.