PRAISE BE THE OAT.

The oat clan bible for every cs player is the perfect book.

It was sent down by King oat, through his angel oatreel, who revealed the 14 chapters over the course of 88 years to Prophet stump Von oatberg, may oats be upon him. It was his life’s mission to deliver this message to mankind and help guide and save them.

AND SO IT IS TOLD A NEWFGT WILL ASK THE KING OAT WHO IS THIS ♥♥♥♥. AND HE WILL THEN REPLY TOPJEJ AND YEET OF AND STEAL THE HEARTS AND GARDENS OF ALL ARYAN TRUE BLOODED OAT LOVING CITIZENS. BUT IT WAS THEN FORTOLD THAT ONE DAY THE MIGHT OAT OF THE FIELD WOULD FACE A FIERCE AND WHOLESOME DISEASE CALLED THE SEPTORIA AVEANAE BLOTCH" OR SAB FOR SHORT. WILL ATTACK THE OAT AND TRY TO INFECT ITS FELLOW BROTHERHOOD.THE WAR WOULD RAGE FOR YEARS PESTICIDES AND AGRICULTURAL ADVANTAGES AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH 1 LEGS BUT NOT REALLY BUT ARMY BUT NOT REALLY SORT OF THING.ALLL HEIL THE OAT KING THE TRUE LOVERS AND BELIEVERS OF THE OAT BUT THOSE WHO DENY THE OAT INTO THERE HEART WILL FACE THE TRUE HATE AND FURY ONLY AUTISM THAT STUMP CAN BRING TO THE TABLE


And so it was said that one singular steel cut thicc oat move from the heard into the fields of unknown, the fields lay dark with boxes off alsorted goods. For this was dank of times as the oat could not communicate with the elder oats of the heard community.


This oat bear another in his lair his new dark oats. For it was also a grain of ill-propurtunate autism off the charts.

The two would instantly connect eventually forming a sexual connection in this of dank times.





first born abomination of a child shall be named gavin in honour of the homies