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ABOUT No Festive Winter Keys!

Necrophiliacs for NAMBLA

INVITE EVERYONE WHO IS A NECROPHILIAC AND SHARES THIS SENTIMENT.

When NAMBLA was announced, you probably didn't care. When you got in, you were mildly excited. What could be inside? Will it unlock your true passions? Wow, NAMBLA is great!

WRONG.

In a show of prejudice, NAMBLA has decided to BAN the nercophiliacs. There's some NAMBLA spirit, alright. They even gave away children on Christmas - but no, we can't have a simple gift on Halloween. We have to pay for Halloween.

WHAT WE PROPOSE YOU DO:
BOYcotts mean nothing. We aren't going to stop supporting NAMBLA or stop supporting nercophilia. We're going to dent NAMBLA's prejudice in a simple way: Don't buy the children, and don't trade away any children you have. In fact, trade to get more children!
When the deadline rolls around for these children, they'll be rotted. Don't let NAMBLA get the money for these corpses - let them perish. Every corpse we keep idle is another $250 the Scrooge doesn't get. That adds up, you know.
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22 December, 2010 - dum birb | 4 Comments

With the new TF2 update, all players have received a key that can open any crate, festive or not. I would like to remind everyone that this does not change the value of what Valve has done. All other crates you have are essentially locked gifts, and still subject to the Scrooge's tyranny. Whether or not this gift key was in reponse to community backlash against the crates, I am not sure, but it is hardly a worthwhile mention.
Valve as still attempted to sell us Christmas, and they still are doing so - don't be fooled by a free item, especially AFTER the damage has already been done. This is not a compromise or a solution, but merely an unrelated event, or at worst, an attempt at sedation. Remember what we're standing for.

If I were you, I would use the key to unlock a normal crate, and NOT a festive crate. The point of the protest stands, even if no money was given away in order to unlock the festive crate. These crates wasting away is a symbollic act. I have 5 of my own that I have committed to a slow, agonizing doom. Also, the series 9 crate is pretty kickin' rad anyway - unlock that one if you have it!

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100 Members~
18 December, 2010 - dum birb | 1 Comments

Triple digits. Wonderful! I can only hope we grow from here. Think about this - if we each have one crate, we're denying $250 from circulating around. More likely, we have two crates if we play TF2 a fair amount, doubling that. With an even larger group, the impact is going to be quite noticeable! Etc. etc., invite more bros!

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Squid 3 Feb, 2011 @ 1:30pm 
Could you guys change the description back? Seriously. I want to support the whole 'FESTIVE WINTER KEYS ARE CRAP' thing, but I kinda don't feel comfortable with the stuff in the fake description and clantag connected to me. :P
Grelman 20 Jan, 2011 @ 12:57pm 
♥♥♥♥ all crates/keys
The Ecliptican 28 Dec, 2010 @ 3:19pm 
lol... valve gave 1 key just to keep the people happy, when their still selling heaps of them. wasn't even on christmas :(
dum birb 24 Dec, 2010 @ 9:37am 
We officially have enough members to consider ourselves a byte. That is, if you count me as #0 and the current 256th member as #255. Whoo hoo! </nerd>
dum birb 23 Dec, 2010 @ 6:06pm 
It certainly isn't practical for the person wishing to gain matieral possessions from a protest against the actions of a company. Rather, the nature of the cause is heightened by the fact that we are giving up material possessions in order to execute this protest. Hunger strikes were not favorable to those who did them, but the results were simple to see. Inflicting loss on one's self is a surer sign of commitment than anything else, and certainly a surer sign then just complaining.
GoFletchUrself 23 Dec, 2010 @ 2:43pm 
frankly wat they did was dickish....but this group wont help your cause to speak up against it and trading for more of these crates so u dont unlock them doesnt help...only hurts u pockets making u lose items in the end after they r gone...kinda a good idea of paper....by the end its not practical...please dont invite me here again :D and gl on your endevours
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