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Look at snakes and sharks! There's two ♥♥♥♥♥ to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have ♥♥♥♥♥ that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the ♥♥♥♥, as a matter of fact you could say the ♥♥♥♥ is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human ♥♥♥♥, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weak merit for this lauded "god of all ♥♥♥♥♥".
Horse ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine ♥♥♥♥ has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it ♥♥♥♥ its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the ♥♥♥ inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.