Jim Gaffigan Fan Club

They keep taunting him flaunting their bodies and moaning at him, it's really upsetting because I know he's hurting from the torment. In the modern day this type of vow just doesn't seem plausible unless you are a pale white human male who eats hot pockets and complains about old newspaper comics like a deranged nursing home patient. Let's be honest, now that KFC lacks Jim and Nashville Hot Chicken the only real reason to go back is for their wedges and the teens behind the counter snicker whenever I say "potato" for some reason. Look I get it, I could cut back a bit on the starches, but at least I don't go around supporting your cult of personality. Everyone there seems to want Colonel Sanders to be president for some reason. They say feel the burn of Nashville Hot Chicken, and talk Coloney to me. Personally, I'm more of a Gary Johnson type of person (#LongJohnson).

So next time you bring up a political debate in my presence, remember 2 things about your canidate: 1.He owns a massive corporate chicken empire 2.He's been dead for god knows how long.

Also whats the deal with Overwatch? It's like they make characters ripe for pornography and then take it all down like it's some sort of issue. Well Blizzard, it's not my fault that the only redeeming part of purchasing your shitty game is that the asses are so hypnotizing. I also find it funny that people shit on Mei for being a fatass, but thats really the type of porn most Mei players like: Scat.

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