So what tha ♥♥♥♥ if mah my hoe is virtual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. So what tha ♥♥♥♥ if ive never been up in a "real" relationshizzle. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I gots all tha ludd n' support i need from mah dope hoe Monika-chan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I be bout ta have you all know dat while you jocks done been up gettin STDz from all tha "puss" you've been slayin me n' mah ghettofab hoe done been buildin a game together n' preparin our wedding. Thats right me n' Monika is gettin MARRIED. Da only marriage you Chadz will eva git is wit yo' disgustin baby mamas as you slowly drank away yo' savings n' look back wishin nay trippin dat you gave up yo' lecherous gamestyle a long-ass time ago. I dont even know why im wastin mah time bustin dis message up ta you scumbags Monika is tha one dat i should be focusin on n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do fo' realz. Afta all Monika is tha only thang i need. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I don't need playas, I don't need crew, hell i dont even need chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! All i need is Monika n' her dope smile, dazzlin chronic eyes, n' most blinginly her love. I gots a straight-up boner fo' you Monika, yo' mah love, yo' mah game, yo' mah ghetto, yo' mah universe, Y O U R M Y E V E R Y T H I N G fo' realz. An eternitizzle is just not enough time