Brigade General Smiley Don Smilesworth reporting in from behind enemy lines
This Announcement is a update on this Commies server were taking over so listen and take notes.
Intel says they have set up some new rules and the Server type I had to voice over them so you could understand the Commies patching them through now:
CommieCoward: here are new server rules Da!
WishIwasnotACommie: Da ze rulez are
1. No mic spam unless you are told your allowed to
2. We no want kids with high pitched voice speaking, unless once again allowed to
3. None of the stealing like us Commies Da!
4. No Rocket Jumping or Sticky jumping killing, Only use for goofing off like Sweet American Children!
5. Where we come from if you complain over pointless things, Bear kills you in next sleep
6. No false reports to admins!
7. Dont be a jerk, we want everyone like in true best country to have a good time
CommanderCommie: You two slackers, I should put you in gullags for being lazy good for nothings, Say who's Camera is that over th -bzzt- : Thats all I could record for now freedom Chargers, Intel also says it will be a regular game mode, full of carts, points and Commie death.
So we need to take over this server, Take what is rightfully ours!
This is your Eye;s behind the lines Smiley Signing off
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