Welcome, one and all!

Howdy boys, girls, and all those who dont fit into that category!
'Tis I, Sam! Dingle! Optimus Prime!
Just saying hi, and I'll be back online on sunday or monday.

Don't miss me too much! I will be back to sing, dance (no ♥♥♥♥), and entertain. I'll have to replace my mouse and keyboard with martial arts this weekend, but I promise when I win a sparring match with a sword I'll go "HUMILIATION."

Also, Chris E (I think you're a member of this group, right?), I'll make up and do another ridiculous awkward situation prank. Oh, and you know how I know you're gay? You like coldplay.

The D-list TV start on television is telling me to give the price of a cup of coffee a day to an african infant. I suppose its worth it - african babies are so much more deliciousthan coffee.

And if the authorities ask, I never said that...

Well, gotta go, these seals won't club themselves!