The Lavender Secret Society Association

The Lavender Oath of good will, honesty and progression to which all members must follow with precision, strength and determination -

In order to become a member you can just join, but to proceed through the ranks you must swear allegiance to the Lavender Court of Justice and Leadership.

I; as a bidding recruit for the Lavender Secret Society Association, make an oath here today, to never mislead or betray the Lavender Court of Justice thus upsetting the Lavender King, priest, God, Emperor, leader; Warebowle. I will not abuse my power or belittle non lavender entrepreneurs, I will respect their ignorance to the society. I will have a positive influence on the lavender harvest and influence the environment in a solely personal way but also make sure to protect the lavender environment from intruders, and rapist Muslim Mexicans. I will not engage in anti lavender activity and I swear on my family’s life to become a revolutionary lavender hydroponic. I shall condemn any offensive behaviour towards lavender and I promise to help the society progress towards the total abomination of anti lavender feelings. I shall neither wish nor dream to join communist or conservative regimes against the positive and influential growth of lavender. I wish all other associates good luck - especially Lord, Chief; Warebowle. I hereby swear allegiance to the Lavender Secret Society.

Warebowle - Professional procedures will be taken to ensure your journey into the L.S.S. You will become a temporary lavender member until I as lavender leader promote you to a permanent lavender member.

The Lavender Secret Society is a certified group founded on the 11th of July 2016.
Annual Holiday - September 15th
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