Lance Vance is better than Big Smoke

A group dedicated entirely to anything Vice City related, but mostly Lance Vance.

For years I have been perfecting the Lance Vance dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a Braindead Ladies' Man and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lance Vance's Pop and Lock technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing?

Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lance Vance's voice taunts me, his words "you got to, pop it, and, uh, lock it!" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.

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1. Do not insult Lance Vance
2. Do not insult Lance Vance
3. Do not insult Lance Vance
4. Do not insult Lance Vance
5. Do not insult Lance Vance
6. Do not insult Lance Vance
7 (and most important rule of all). DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, insult Lance Vance

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