Ok y'all. I've heard there was like a bad cough going round, and like auntie sue came down with something awful, then one day, she just leapt up outa bed and chewed right into Uncle Silus arm. He had to bat her of with a frying pan, and she only stopped when he clean took ker head off.
Poor man, didnt speak for a week, and when he did, he jumped right up and tried to do the same to his nurse.
After they manged to strap him to a bed, he was just groaning and drooling, a whooo boy what a smell.
Now it seems half the neighborhood is either walking round trying to chew into folks, or they're dead. So meet up at that Marine checkpoint and lets get the hell outa this hole.