Please Help To Support Cameron Williams From Comitting Suicide

We're here to help our beloved and overly flabby friend, Cameron Williams, better known as hats.

A big bird nose girl broke his heart years ago and the pain has yet to cease. He needs YOUR help ASAP. Each day he grows wider, rounder, slower, and yes, his lisp even grows stronger as his lips bulge violently with each passing moon. Can you imagine that? The uneven patchy beard, constantly growing wider, and on top of that, when he talks he sounds as that he's in the midst of licking foreskin and trying to fix his bent glasses that he out grew.

Please, help hats. Send him a gun so he can finally put the pain and anguish to rest. He's too autistic to take the proper amount of OTC pain killers to die(who the ♥♥♥♥ suicides by advil? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) but just enough so his cries for attention will be taken seriously.

Which they aren't
Kill Yourself :)

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