We drive tanks and sing about apple trees.

It has come to my attention that a certain slavic Attorney General who shan't be named has reached a level of Waifudom unparalleled by any slavic Attorneys General in all of Time.

In such a time as this, obviously, there may be warrant for needless panic among those of us who call the Waifus of Россия our own. To this I must affirm: There is no cause for alarm among those who remain stalwart in this trying time. We must hold on to our own slavic waifus, and we must remain vigilant, as to be there when another's faith in their waifu falters.

Our waifus shall remain unaffected, so long as we allow them to be. No matter how kawaii certain Attorneys General may be, we shall remain faithful. We shall remain faithful to our ideals. We shall remain faithful to our slavs. We SHALL remain faithful, to our waifus.

Thank you for your time and appreciation.