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This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian who wants to build a wall

you're right, it's just that i secretly want to suck ♥♥♥♥♥. so it really bugs me to see it on the tv so much now. sigh. in the 90s, you'd hardly ever see a gay person on t.v., and now, they're every where. and i'm just like, come on. my face.

i see thsi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rpely everywhere to every single ocomentr i see, it's tridiculous. you think youre original? youkepep doing this ♥♥♥♥? every time i see a godd comennt i know your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reply will be there. its not original, youre not funny, youer not impressing anybody apart from drooling jmouthbreathbreathjing idiots in theses parts of reddit. oh look at me i made a comments "careful reddit doesnt like common sense" lmaol look at me arent i funny? no youre not go ♥♥♥ yourself you unoriginal ♥♥♥♥♥. yiu are the sole reason fro suicide and the world htaes you you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anus yiu have ruined reddit, people loike you ewho think theyre funny but theyre not. cut it out before i do the same do your heart.

What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you just cook for me? I'll have you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW that i graduated from the top at the Pasta Critic Academy and i've been involved with numerous Italian restaurant raids. I was trained by #THE no.1 pasta critic Luigi Guini the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ third. This, THIS is L I T E R A L L Y the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pasta I have ever E V E R eaten in my entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE. Did you hear that? THE WORST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PASTA I HAVE EATEN IN MY LIFE. Do you know what that means? It means that the pasta you half assed for me today is worse than actual steaming bird S H I T sitting in a pot full of rotten ass spaghettio's that you got from cousin Vinnie who streams on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TWITCH for a living. Next time at least ATTEMPT to fix me something good you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEGENERATE. Thank you very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.

I sexually Identify as Waluigi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing tennis like my hero. People say to me that a person being Waluigi is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having liposuction. From now on I want you guys to call me "WA" and respect my right to dress in a purple shirt and denim overalls. If you can't accept me you're a WAphobe and need to check your italian privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.