Pisu!

Day 1 - Pisu created Jonahes and separated the Jonahes from the straights, calling Jonahes "Hintti" and Petrik "Gay".

Day 2 - Pisu created an expanse to separate the Silvers and Goldnova and called it "Matchmaking".

Day 3 - Pisu created the salt and gathered the tears of crying children, calling the salt "Pisu", and the crying children "Silvers". On day three, Pisu also created ♥♥♥♥♥, lots and lots of ♥♥♥♥♥.

Day 4 - Pisu created the Kyrpä, ♥♥♥♥, and the Kives to give light to the CS:GO and to govern and separate the Hintti and the Gay.

Day 5 - Pisu created every living noob of the seas and every retarded russian, blessing them to multiply and fill the CS:GO with hate.

Day 6 - Pisu created the polish people to fill the CS:GO. On day six, Pisu also created negev and scar-20 in his own image to commune with him. He blessed them and gave them every ace and MVP to rule over and cultivate.

Day 7 - Pisu had finished his work of creation and so he rested on the seventh day, blessing it and making it rain.