All Jmelts Belong Here

Jmelt is love. Jmelt is life. We are few, but we are Jmelt.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jmelt Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Roshan, and I have over 300 confirmed Assists. I am trained in KS warfare and I’m the top Riki in the entire TI5. You are nothing to me but just another contract. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with right clicks the likes of which has never been seen before on this Map, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jmelts across Russia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your MMR. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my W. Not only am I extensively trained in blind meat hooks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Jmelt Steam Group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” gank was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouse. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, scrub.