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It is confirmed people Jose is a hacker lmaooo. He is currently taking a Vacation in the bahamas with all the other people. All those times we said hacker and the enemy team said hacker we have finally got the confirmation. VAC you Jose They totally Vacummed Jose outa that game lmao, Viva La VAC, jose you want a Vacaroni pizza?

BELOW IS A ACTUAL VIDEO OF HOW VALVE VAC'D HIM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54bTQ13ByM

The Daily ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 21/03/2017

Main man Jose back it again. He carrys on showing us every single day how legendary he is. He is infact a living legend and has the same status as messi in rocket league and simple in CS:GO i know right what a guy?
21/03/2017 <<<<<----------- this date right here is the day jose lost a cheeseburger he was in a 1v1 with the god aka zdaddy in rocket league due to he thought he was batter than THE GOD so a tournament took place and Mr Ngu aka khang was the commentator. The tournament was out of 5. Jose won 2 in a row from the get go i know right? what a legend!! zdaddy was losing hard he got zdaddy sweating but zdaddy like the god he is in every game cant lose to a boon ! ! only legends will get that joke.
zdaddy kept fighting 1 round after the other untill he won 3 and stole the cheeseburger from jose's mexican hands call me trump ♥♥♥♥♥. ahmm sorry i got carried away there.
this comeback for zdaddy is like when barcelona came back from 4-0 to 1-6 to carry on in the champions league, for jose its like when the warriors lost a 3-1 lead in the nba finals
I have not seen jose online rocket league ever since rip my friend

and for the viewers at home here are some special clips on a legendary man that will be missed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BiCbT-lDoU

Author: The God aka Oskar call me your ZDADDDDYY

Like most of you know Jose is ♥♥♥♥ but let me just inform you again. This info is legit unlike khangs bad info making you die in your clutches and pushes.
We can't all trust on the noob (jose) he thinks he can juan vs juan but he rages when you destroy him.

Last week he got 3 kills in Inferno in the first half then 10 in the whole game which went up to 16:12 and cost "The God" aka chris to lose. "Lucky this aint league or I would have reported him for feeding" Chris said.

We all know Jose for his hacker friends which is why i must inform the public that he is infact not using cheats not a suprise due to the 3 kills he got in the first half ..Pa Dum tsssss but i also must inform he does get boosted by Khang;Aka Mr Ngu pa dum tss. Little back story to khang if you didnt know he is gay. yes really. also his computer is a plank of wood just putting that out there. Mr Ngu and The God have taught Jose how to play and has been there biggest challenges yet in life it has been a journey but with fail he is still . . . you guessed it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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Writer: The God

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