Jenk inc is a company that makes Jenkem
A product that is more than just a phlegm
It's a natural and organic way to get high
By inhaling the gases of fermented human pie

Jenk inc is proud of its ethical mission
To provide a cheap and legal alternative to addiction
They source their raw materials from volunteers and donors
Who are happy to contribute to the Jenkem community and owners

Jenk inc is not just a business, it's a movement
A revolution in the field of psychoactive improvement
They believe that everyone deserves a chance to feel good
And that Jenkem is the best solution, as it should

So join the Jenkem family and try it today
You'll be amazed by the effects and what you'll say
Jenk inc is the leader in the industry of Jenkem
And they guarantee you'll never want to go back to them

Well, well, well, if it isn't our newest members of Jenk Inc.! As the CFO (Chief Farting Officer), I am delighted to welcome you to our team of jenk aficionados who are passionate about producing high-quality jenk for medicinal purposes.

Now, I know what you're thinking... "CFO? That stands for Chief Financial Officer, right?" Wrong! In our company, CFO stands for Chief Farting Officer. Why, you ask? Well, let's just say that jenk production requires a lot of... let's call it "gaseous creativity."

But enough about that, let's talk about the real reason you're here: jenk. At Jenk Inc., we take pride in producing only the finest quality jenk for medicinal purposes. And trust me, our jenk is so good that even your doctor will be asking for a sample!

So, buckle up, get ready to laugh, and let's make some jenk magic happen. Together, we'll explore the science of jenk production, share some hilarious fart jokes, and of course, produce some top-notch jenk that will make the world a better, and funnier, place. Welcome to Jenk Inc.!