IMHOTEP IS THE ONLY GOD

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE SOMETIMES. IMHOTEP IS THE ONLY GOD WHO DOESN'T HATE GAY PEOPLE BECAUSE IMHOTEP IS THE ONLY GOD. GIVETH YOUR SOUL UNTO IMHOTEP AND RECEIVETH THE WORLD IN RETURN. THE TRIBE OF IMHOTEP ARE THE BLESSED FOR THEY SHALL KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES. THE ONLY GOD WORTH WORSHIPPING IS IMHOTEP BECAUSE IMHOTEP IS THE ONLY GOD. DON'T LET THE HARSH OUTER APPEARANCE FOOL THOU - IMHOTEP HAS A HEART OF GOLD, EYEBALLS OF ALUMINUM, AND A CAST IRON SET OF BALLS.

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THE HERETIC IS SLAIN

13 February, 2014 - Artie Lange | 0 Comments

THE HEATHEN KNOWN AS PANDA HAS BEEN SLAIN. WE HAVE DESTROYED HIS UNHOLY ESTABLISHMENT IN OUR SACRED CITY. YOU HAVE ALL DONE VERY WELL. PRAISE IMHOTEP

THE PROMISED LAND AWAITS!

11 February, 2014 - Gusтav | 1 Comments

THE NEW SERVER FOR TRIBE IMHOTEP, HOSTED BY OUR OWN ALANTEP THE TENTH DISCIPLE, IS UP! IT IS CALLED RUSTY RIMJOBS. IT IS VANILLA. WE SHALL BE ESTABLISHING THE TRUE IMHOTEP CITY! JOIN IT AND ASK IMHOTEP IN STEAM WHERE TO BUILD THE CITY - KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE! THIS IS OUR DESTINY!

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Gusтav

29 Jan, 2018 @ 8:34am

Make me a pizza

Artie Lange

28 Jan, 2018 @ 1:47pm

Make my day

Gusтav

28 Jan, 2018 @ 1:21pm

you are a mod lol

Artie Lange

19 Jan, 2018 @ 6:47pm

Make me mod

Gusтav

17 Feb, 2014 @ 4:55pm

I'm going to be less active than I have been for the next few weeks or so, what with all of the work I've been ignoring up until now to play Rust :P I trust in all of you guys, you're all competent, so don't anyone be afraid to take up the leadership role while I'm not around. If any serious ♥♥♥♥ hits the fan you can message me on steam and we'll work out a plan.