The long depressing story of the tragic "disappearance" of my dad

May 2nd,2014. My dad was addicted to hamsters. Over his lifetime he owned over 50 hamsters and all of them died in "unfortunate" ways. I figured they all died from old age but I learned he started buying hamsters after the year 2012. So that means over 50 hamsters died from natural causes over the last 24 months? No. I have been researching his disappearance for the last couple months and have came to the conclusion that hamsters after "dying" were actually just escaping their cage to plot against him. I found a massive amount of poop and hay like material underneath his old house. If you would like more info contact me.

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No, my dad was never dead.

20 September, 2018 - Epickick | 1 Comments

Hey fellas (and maybe ladies),
I have finally figured out the truth behind my dad's disappearance and it is truly a heartbreaker. I found a note underneath the floorboards in my dad's storage unit. It read as follows :
"For who it may concern,
I'm sorry Janet, and I'm sorry Norman, but sometimes duty calls. I got a message from an old colleague, and I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a report that 10 Million hamster eyes lit up my men as I fell asleep. When I heard, it filled the open air, and left my teardrops everywhere, but I couldn't just stand and stare. Hamsters never killed me, but my compassion did.
I love you my family and I wish you luck,
Dad Fucace."
Deppressingly enough I also found a letter from this same colleague he mentioned in the letter. It details something far more gruesome then any of us could have imagined. For those of the faint of heart, leave now.
"Norman.
I know it must have been rough to lose your dad, but I pray you found out the truth by now. He never died in the accident, that was his clone "Uncle Fucace". I regret to inform you that we lost him. We met something that was so fast, and it only got faster, faster, faster, faster, faster! He was moving around at the speed of sound. He was the quickest hamster around. He knew he had gottem himself in a situation, stuck in a new location, without any explanation. I.E No time for relaxation. Norman, the hamster is on the run! That hamster is number one! And that same damn hamster is coming for you next, so watch out for Hamster X.
Best wishes,
Dad Fucace's colleague."

In the end I found out what the ♥♥♥♥ happened to my dad, and yeah he may be dead, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if he didnt live a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ successful life. One true to himself. I guess you could say this was one hell of a tail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E4MSI7mjww&list=WL&index=7

MORE INFO, SHORT STORY COMING SOON.

26 March, 2017 - Epickick | 0 Comments

Hi everybody. After all of the info I have gathered I thought it was about time to write my own story and get the word out there. I wish the best to all of you <3.

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