All Jarate nay-sayers, leave now. For this is the Holy Order of the Hales-own Jarate.

This is the Holy Order of the Hales-Own Jarate. To gain entry to this, the most enlightened of guilds, you must prove your loyalty by owning a Strange Jarate, with 8500 sodden or more, thus obtaining the Hales-Own rank. All who enter the guild will become enlightened and superior, to the uninformed and the damned. To become a Jar-Baron, Jar-Priest, or Jar-Knight (admin of the group), you must be a trusted member of the order, and have 10,000 sodden victims. Jar is love, Jar is life.