THE HORNIEST OF HOMIES

RULE 1. DONT SLAP A STRIPPERS ASS IN WISCONSIN

RULE 2. IF DERRICK OFFERS YOU MALORT, YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT

RULE 3. LIARS DICE IS A MANDATORY DRINKING GAME, NO OTHER ACTIVITIES WILL TAKE PLACE UNTIL A GAME HAS BEEN PLAYED

RULE 4. YOU BETTER BE HORNY BOI