'Murica, also dep yourself

You will fight for Grussia or you will die! and also you must be Grussian or die! and also you pretty much have to do whatever. THIS IS AN AUTHORITARIAN REGIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. By joining you forfeit your mortal body to grussia because damn that's pretty Grussian. You also get one potato a day. Such is the life. POTATOES FOR EVERYONE. and also blah blah social revolution blah blah pluralism and down with the pravda.