This is where Gromp hides all of his goons.

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F.A.Q.

Q. Why are you so obsessed with Gromp
A. Well, one of the reasons we like him is his name. Here at Gromp's Goon Squad, we firmly believe that names hold a lot of power. When Gromp walks into a room, his name has already entered one hour before. But I'd say, 4-5 hours earlier, his face walks in before all else.

Q. Is that a gun?
A. Yes, don't move.

Q. When did you meet gromp?
A. Well, back in June of 2014, we saw Gromp. And then 6 monthes later, I was working the cash register at Wallgreens. Our store had a strict policy of "No Roller Skates". So Gromp sees this sign outside of our store and he thinks, "Blaaaaarhrrhrhgh" seeing as he is a frog. Gromp comes in on roller skates and I say "Hey man, ima have to ask you to leave". Gromp says "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEJEJEJEEJEJrjgneltkghunrjgkhn". And uuhh we just went on from there.

Q. How does Gromp feel about the Scuttlecrab?
A. Gromp first met Scuttlecrab back in 2014, when Gromp moved into the rift. They met when Scuttlecrab was helping Gromp move in, but that's for another time. Gromp very much likes the scuttlecrab. To what extent, nobody knows. Not even his goons.

Q. Why is the Red Brambleback such a fucking bitch?
A. Well, one day Gromp was taking a walk with his wife, the Wight. They were taking a stroll through summoners rift, when the Red Brambleback jumped out in front of them. The Red Brambleback said "gimme all yo money or ima kill you dawg" in a menacing tone. The Wight however, was unfazed. This kind of thing happened to her 3 times before, and they were all social experiments. Assuming it was "just a prank bro" she just said "nah" The Red Brambleback took a shiv and slit her throat, right in front of Gromp. Bellowing with rage, Gromp beat the shit out of the Red Brambleback, stomping him to a pulp. Just then the Lizard Elder came out from the underbrush, where he was hiding. He was hoping that they would just walk away so he wouldn't need to get up, but since they didn't, he needed to so something. Being the Red Brambleback's father, the Lizard Elder sided with him. The Lizard Elder said "Brambleback, you've grown up to be quite the prick, but you are still my son. And for that, I will give you the last of my life essence to become stronger and take my place. With his newfound strength, the Red Brambleback booked it out of there as fast as he could cuz he's a little pussy ass bitch. From that day on, Gromp vowed to kill the Red Brambleback, no matter what. The only way to do that was to become part of the summoners rift. Gromp made a résumé, and went to Riot Games® headquarters. He applied for the vacant spot of the Wright and was accepted. Gromp and his goons still hunt for Red Brambleback and his goons to this day, that is why you should join us.