¡Buenos Días!

Hola muchachos, welcome to the land of the free, here many a salchicha can be the boi or grill they wish to become.

We have a strict set of rules as follow:

1) Thou must not tell anyone about Las Salchichas
2) See above
3) Like seriously, don't do it
4) If there be a party, any salchicha is welcome as long as they bring guacamole and enchiladas (chimichangas tolerated)
5) If you are a "puta" then adíos amigo, you don't belong here
6) Have fun and remember, no gays... ¡only bailando!