And his Lordship Gabe Newell ate the universe, and built anew.

I may have un-covered some sort of ancient document, written by the gaben himself. On this sacred .txt document spoke of terrible horrors to become. While the language it is written in goes back to Source Gold days, it will take more time to decipher the entire message. But what I have made out so far, is referring to some sort of rapture. A hat rapture is upon us brothers. Our safely guarded glorious amplifiers of skill are at risk to be gone forever. Gone to a new age, an age of Xbox Style TF2, on the PC...
I haven't found out when it will take place, I will keep working on it asap until I reveal the date, I just pray to Gaben its not too late before I un-cover the message.