Greetings fellow cultists! I would like to make an announcement that the summer solstace is approaching! As many of you know, ancient Germanic pagans used that day to sacrifice animals to please Oden, so why not sacrifice animals to Garry Coleman? All you need is an animal (preferably baby/virgin) and sacrifice it! How would you sacrifice? Just take some oil, make a pentagram with it, set it on fire, and kill an animal with a ceremonial dagger in the middle. To score extra Garry Points™, you must use oil to spell out the ceremonial words "Watchu talkin' bout, Willis?" and set it on fire. Make it a family bond time! Hang out with friends! Make it a barbeque! However, once it is midnight and the summer solstace ends, you must chant these words:Quo die dominus noster tenebrosum pone de somno excitare ritum sacrificiorum. Hodie signat tempora locaque ipsa origo. Hodie nobis inchoare novam tenebris mundi et dominus age deliciis. Hodie nobis excitandam testimonio mortalium unus et verus salvator Gary Coleman. Ex hac tellure, surgite arbiter suffugere obscurae sedem. Nunc plene stellam mortem perficiendis. Go labascere ultimus provocatio Ut ater intellectivo agere. Grando Garry. Grando Garry. Hodie accepere lucem tenebras nova. Ut ater uoluerit. Virgo triumphat tenebris: Dominus Satanus. (Latin) Hail Garry!