You, YES! YOU!

The prophetic wisdom Garage displays is a sign of wonder. I have engaged into deep philosophical queries into nature itself, and had it not been for Garbage and his brilliance, I would be lost. I tell you now, look not at his stature, but at the knowlege and wisdom gained through his adventure.

I remember, on an expedition to the wilds of Conneticut, Garbage had with him several plastic bottles. The plan, he explained to me, was to give these savages the alluring plastics and take their tin cans. I was astonished, for such a plan would have passed through my mind.

I hope for the swiftest off return, dearest Garbage, scholar, dumpster conoisseur, and someone I can call, my greatest friend.

bionocles. lol.