The Offical Readings Of Gaben

In the beginning Gaben created the Steam and the Sales. Steam was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Gaben was hovering over the sales.

And Gaben said, “Let there be 90% off dayz,” and there was Sales.Gaben saw that the Sales was good, and he separated the Peasnts from the Master Race. Gaben called the Xbox “Peasntry” and the Pc he called “The One and only.” And there was Sales, and there was Xbox Live—the first day.

[The start of an insightful series that hope to show you the light of gaben?]