The adventures of goste the movie

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The plot of the story is about a young boy called goste getting locked in a vault and getting opened 300 years in the future, unpreserved by giant intelligent mosquitos has to go out and get the answer he must. The new runescape update 2017. The update contained unlimited special attack potions, new mystical armor and ofcourse. The new godsword.

Will goste be able to conquer his fears of hitting puberty will he get the godsword.

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This group is a satire, pretty much everything here is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmao

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Message to Goste and Bailey

24 March, 2016 - evilest wizard1692 | 1 Comments

You want my answer for this. It aint good anymore

Goste turned into someone that shouldn't be a person. He leaches of bailey's and the rich ♥♥♥♥ $$$ and he wont even admit it

Bailey is all round a ♥♥♥♥ person that wont get anywhere in life, who also makes ♥♥♥♥ up to get his way and also just the worst person.

Bailey your litterealy the biggest degenerate on the internet, bad ♥♥♥♥♥ coming your way soon cause of how you are.

Goste, you made ban decisions and you've went down the wrong path. I wish you best of luck but im sorry to say it but your a ♥♥♥♥ person as well, you dont give a flying ♥♥♥♥ about anyone else unless you get gain from it, bad ♥♥♥♥ will happen to you to if it needs to

You two need help, it may not be autism or aspergers but you aint got any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ values and bailey should just be thrown down a well or something like that.

I will leave this group and hopefully everyone does to.

This is the end, do not contact me ever again.

GosteIsGoste Vol 4 - Prologue

18 February, 2016 - bjöng | 0 Comments

After securing his city, many weeks passed as Sealman rebuilt his city and planned on how to defeat the Dark Lord Shae. Sealman had made a checklist showing his badass plan:

1. Rebuild City Defences
2. Open treasury
3. Buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of nuclear warheads
4. ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ on a nuclear warhead
5. Create a portal to Shae's Underworld without shae knowing
6. Perform Excorsism on goste
7. Rebuild godsword
8. Jerk off (to a porn website [alexxx.com] )
9. Make an army
10. Summon the lords of CYKA BLYAT
11. buy the champion Rek'Shae for 6300
12. enter shae's domain
13. build AP Rek Shae
14. Rek Shae
15. Profit

But sealman saw one problem, the only prophecy left was the one of him meeting the one with the mighty quack and the prophecy said that he would be a core part.

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bjöng

13 Dec, 2015 @ 12:58am

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11 Dec, 2015 @ 11:26pm

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