gmcfosho is the best

so basically I was in my bedroom just beating my meat you know, busy edging almost for an hour then my dad knocks on the door and tells me we gotta get some ♥♥♥♥ for dinner and he needs help carrying stuff.

so I slide my throbbing engorged ass meat back in my pants and the only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ underwear I had left was tight as ♥♥♥♥. I get that ♥♥♥♥ on and we get in da car and im tryna bump some crazy frog u kno and I put on Axel F.

I should mention we got a system in the car with a ♥♥♥♥ ton of bass so that ♥♥♥♥ HIT, car bounced like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tennis ball going 200mph and made me cream my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants...

after the incident ion know how to feel, proud, horny, depressed? I just don’t know man felt the need to tell yall about this.

Stop posting about Among Us! I'm tired of seeing it. My friends on Tik Tok sending memes, on Discord it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just of Among Us stuff. I've- I've shown my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said Hey, babe... when the underwear sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding... dididing. I looked at a trash can and I said that's a bit sussy. I've looked at my penis, I think of the astronaut's helmet and I go "Penis? More like peensus!" AAAAAAA!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MADNESS?!