Dance or Die

This is a updated list of what we have unlocked! I have not idea of how this is all connected together, but maybe some heavy digging might lead us somewhere!
Check out the other challenges here: http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/roadtocrimefest/

Chains:
1. Magical Flute
2. A Vintage Meme (Troll)
3. a Slingshot
4. Sputnik
5. An Upgraded Trebuchet
6. Resistance to Cold +1

Clover:
1. a Net
2. a Slingshot Stand
3. Riot Gear
4. a Vintage Meme (Very Wow)
5. Three Masks in a very specific order (Dallas, Chains, Wolf)
6. an Old Award

Dallas:
1. Boosting Boots
2. an Adorning Gem
3. a Vintage Meme (Me Gusta)
4. a Skull and Bones
5. a Powdered Donut
6. The perfect Disguise

Houston:
1. Balanced Scale
2. a Strange Alien Egg
3. a Witch's Abode
4. Trading
5. a Vintage Meme (Derp or Lolololololo)
6. a Blueprint

Final Unlock:
1. (Not Unlocked)