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Welcome one and and all VICT(ory) AKA Vendorizers Ice Cream Truck, the Ice Cream Truck for the kool peeps! If you join this group, you are awesome. if you dont, well that means no free ice cream for you.

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$$$ ice cream. Free.
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the future

7 July, 2011 - Gob | 2 Comments

Greetings everybody.
After popular demand, i started considering writing a book. i came up with some details that i will explain.

The plot will revolve around a fictional world of Picklee where everything is all ^_^ and then evil noodles come and destroy everything and the only way the noodles can be defeated is if some legendary people (that are total morons) go to the Temple of Taco and recruit Dave McDave from the Hall of Beef and then slay the evil noodles!

and thats all i got right now. i will begin writing the book very soon after i finish some final details of the plot. I have no idea how you guys will be able to view the book from Word, but ill find something out.

The Average Mailman Finale!

24 June, 2011 - Gob | 0 Comments

am Vendorizer. This weeks featured tale is "The Average Mailman. Part 3 of 3! The epic finale!
But in face, i do! Darth Meatan stood on his spaceship, and said LET THERE BE NO BROCCOLI and then all broccoli was eradicated and there was world peace.

but then i came along and said "pickles" and then the world cracked in half 16 tiems and then broke into 53 pieces and then i broke my outermosternly left pinky nail opening a bottle of mayo.

But then i opened the bag of mayo with my molars and it sprayed all over and the world died and we all migrated to Uranus and it was really "poopy" (har har) and then we all exploded and moved to pluto

5000 years later, we were in pluto eating Corn when George Bush came along and said "LET THERE BE CHEESE" and it rained 500 dollar bills!

but then the heavy came along and said "dorfamus prime" and exploaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! into 500 pieces but infacth e didnt and George Tush found George Bush and said "Its my piece of brocolli" and then George Bush said "no its mine" and then they started world war 3

but then the world war 3 ended 50 years later and pluto was a round ball of lard and then we migrated to the moon and opened up a restaurant called "We want to MOON you! Burgers and more!" and then we got sued to infringement of butt-showoff-ness and we lost 5 pennies because we got sued so we sued the guys who sued us for 6 PENNIES and then by the end of the century we were up a profit of 1 penny. in 100 years. But then, a wild pikachu appeared and went BAZOOKA BOLTS and then walked away into a hole and then the world was nuked.

but then, that legendary mailman reappeared (i didnt forget him) and pulled out a letter of resignment for Turkish mcTurkamus and then he was like ":|" srs face and then he dedicated the planet of Dork to lardmanship and it was really awesome and stuff wahtever.

But then, i walked down the street, fell, did a double triple quadruple turbo ninja kidney backflip and landed flat on my noggin but it didnt hurt and i stood up like a bent turkey leg with flying mayo poops but then stuff blabby tummy flabs.
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