Want us in your garden?

On one gloomy rainy day, a group of flower pots known as the Flower Pot Men, all got together and thought why the ♥♥♥♥ are they still outside? so they all decided to grow some arms and legs (and a brain) and move the ♥♥♥♥ inside!


The Flower Pot Men clan consists of the following pots:


Flower Pot: Hybrid: A small flower pot who likes to lounge around and do ♥♥♥♥ all, all day! except for when he is at work in the garden and when he has his friendly hot female flower pot around. But have to be careful around her, otherwise flower pot Hybrid will go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with his ♥♥♥ style karate moves!

Danger rating: 1/10

Flower Pot: Nick: A Large flower pot who will get very very angry at anyone who even looks at him! I heard the last guy that looked at him got his head blown off by a mac10 at long range! HE IS AN INSANE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Danger rating: HIGHLY DANGEROUS! MADE OF CERAMIC! 1337/10

Flower Pot: SwarM: A small Flower Pot who just thinks he can site in the middle of the circle when we have lunch! he doesn't know it, but he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying! just because he is occupied by some soil and a rose! nahhhh but hes alright hes got some character this flower pot!

Danger rating: 0.1/10

Flower Pot: Arctic-Silver: A medium flower pot who knows everything about everything! NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE! I suppose he sort of keeps us in order every now and then, after he gets himself in check after being attacked by sheep every minute of the day! these sheep just don't learn when to ♥♥♥♥ OFF!

Danger rating: 2/10

Flower Pot: jkid: A small sized flower pot who just thinks he leads the group of flower pots! he is sooo totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong! this flower pot will seriously laugh at anything though! he once giggled all day because a plate of grass infront of him was a different colour to the rest of the grass in the yard!

Danger rating: 5/10

Flower Pot: Profound: A Massive flower pot who just shreds anything he see's! and we wonder why we dont have anymore soil in the yard! this flower pot is that large that he can not just hold a flower or two... but he can hold a whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vege garden! in fact we have figured out that he takes up 90% of the yard! <THATS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE!

Danger rating: VERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DANGEROUS. MADE OF CERAMIC! 69/10

Random flower pots who hang with us every now and then:....

Flower Pot: Opiate: This guy is the smallest flower pot I have every seen! but dont let your eyes deceive you!

Danger rating: 68/10

Looking for 1 more Flower Pot to join so he/she can be our ♥♥♥♥♥.

But in all seriousness, we have come to plant weeds in your yard!!!