The Fagolas.

This fat blubbering mf hasn't been seen in a hot minute, and I think it's just about damn time to start wondering: Where is this ♥♥♥♥♥?

I guarantee you he hasn't gone far. Lord knows in his state, he needs some crutches with those bricks he calls feet. Could he have slip n fell down the elevator shaft stairs and never recovered?

I am truly worried about what has become of our lovable mascot here at the Fantasy Factory Fagolas

And just to preface, no, I am not suddenly trying to bring back the FFF to its rightful and previous glory. Those days are far, far away from us. Big Black is still black and, in fact, still dead. As for me, his soul has kept a warm and fuzzy spot in my heart, plus I think Lavell Crawford does an alright job fitting the role of a fatass black man on the verge of a heart attack anyhoo.

I don't even want jayden back anymore, ♥♥♥♥ it. If you see him, remind him to go to the Planet Fitness off of 3113 S Seneca St, Wichita, KS 67217

(FFF is coming back rather soon, so be on the lookout for more updates, more antics, shenanigans, and most importantly, for Jayden, please)