We are big boys

Yo i got twinkies between my skinn rolls and they stinkies, cuz they so old, i got sausages for pinkies, i like to play with slinkies, but now i just play cs, i like to pwn noobs while layin on my chest, 1 click or two, ill do me, and youll do you, diein that is, can't keep up wit me cuz this is my BIZ NIZ, i slay noobs like you and you troll me cuz im heavy, you jus mad cuz i roll over you with my nissan honda or chevy

peep my pimped out setupp, i got a 25 inch lcd screen that i can rotate 360s and my stomach is pretty much a built in keyboardholder. I never leave my chair, i have a ♥♥♥♥ bag and anytime I need something I just hit this buttion and I get all the twinkies I could ever ask for..,