General dumb game reviews of games me and my friends like

Hey, so i like games, and im sure you do too. Follow me on a beautiful gaming adventure to see what i think about a bunch of games i've played and think deserve a review. I've also got some pals who like different stuff than me, so they're also giving their two cents.

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Picking up steam

23 June, 2019 - Epik | 0 Comments

Ok gamers, we've got 5 reviews under our collective belt and im more than proud.
We've now got 10 reviews and we are official curators now, hell yeah.
A couple of things I gotta adress tho:

Check your grammar.

Not a grammar nazi, so i'm not going to be a stickler for perfect grammar, but try not to misspell words and add capital letters to your sentences lol. These reviews are short, so it wont take you too long to try to keep the grammar gucci. Every once in a while i'll go through some reviews and fix em up, but i promise i won't change any of the content, just the presentation.

Don't do "game fun, i like" reviews

We're reviewing a game for a reason. Anyone can say that a game is good and fun with friends, but we gotta at least say why. You don't need to do your reviews like me, all formal and buzzwordy, but talk about why this game in particular is good or bad, alright? some of our reviews are jokey but still informative so yeah.

Other than that, we're going good. A couple more reviews and we become an official curator. Proud of you bois. And remember this is not a job. If you dont feel like reviewing, that's fine. Do it at your own pace, whenever you want on whatever game you want.
If you feel like talking about a game someone already reviewed and would like to make a full review, let me know and i'll make the negotiations to change that review. I feel that curator reviews backed by a full review should be prioritized over only curator reviews. Anyways, game on, gaymers.

It's review time

22 June, 2019 - Epik | 1 Comments

Alright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's [R E V I E W T I M E]. So i need you guys to get out there and post some reviews for games you feel you have something to talk about. Talk about the game and share how you felt playing it.. Don't ♥♥♥♥ on a game just for a meme lol.

How to review games like a true gaymer

To make a review, head to the group page, and click on the "curator" tab. Then, there should be an option to the right to "write a review". Choose a game you want and start typing. Be sure to include your rating on the end of the title of the review.

I M P O R T A N T I N F O R M A T I O N

So, the steam curator reviews are short and sweet. The official reviews will be less than 200 characters in length. If you feel inclined to write a longer review, which I recommend, you can write it on the game page and link to it on the curator review.
To do this, go to your profile after writing a full review on a game's page. Click on the "Reviews" link on the right side of your profile and select the review you wish to link. Once inside the review, at the top of the window there should be a green url. Copy that and use it to link it at the end of the curator review.

If you try to post a review on a game page and nothing happens, post a review with a few words and then edit it to include the full review.

General rules for reviews

Now, these "rules" are only here to make sure that the page has a coherent style, because we're going to be multiple people writing reviews under the same page name. Everyone is free to add their own flavor to their writings, just keep the main style the same. Funny yet useful reviews.
Here are some ground rules for review making:

Don't ♥♥♥♥ on a game as a meme. We're having fun with this but we also want to give an actual opinion
Insert some of your personal style into the review. Comedy can keep the reader engaged on what you've got to say.
The review title must reflect the content in some way. It can be a joke but it must be relevant to the game.
Include your score at the end of the review.

Now, this is not a rule, but a recommendation. I'm sure most of us have read reviews an sometimes prefer a very brief rundown of a game. So i'd suggest, if you have the time, to add a couple things to your reviews:

Pros and Cons. Outline the main strengths and flaws a game has to let people digest our reviews easier.
TL;DR section. A "Too Long; Didn't Read" at the end of a review is always appreciated.

Despite all these rules, just have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun bois, write reviews, give your opinion and let's get some bread, gamers.

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